I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.

Jedediah

Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker

Kah Mun Rah: [dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley: No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!

Jedediah

[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

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Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Quotes

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker