Popular O Brother, Where Art Thou? Quotes
Delmar O'Donnell: Care for some gopher?
Ulysses Everett McGill: No thank you, Delmar. One third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.
Friend? Some of your foldin' money is come unstowed.Delmar O'Donnell
Gopher, Everett?Delmar O'Donnell
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.Big Dan Teague
Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.Delmar O'Donnell
Ulysses Everett McGill: It ain't the law!
Sheriff Cooley: The law? The law is a human institution.
I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.Ulysses Everett McGill
Ulysses Everett McGill: Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
Delmar O'Donnell: Ok, Everett.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hit by a train! Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Trying for the subjective. You ever been with a woman?
Delmar O'Donnell: Well, I... I... I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that.
Ulysses Everett McGill: That's right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
George Nelson: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.
Do not seek the treasure!Pete
Baptism! You two're just dumber'n a bag of hammers.Ulysses Everett McGill
Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.