Popular Ocean's Eleven Quotes
Turk Malloy: Watch it, bud.
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal?
Turk Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend?
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass?
Turk Malloy: Don't call me a jackass.
Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.
Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both.
Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.
Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.
Rusty: I hope you were the Groom.
Danny: Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.
Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.
Danny: Why do they always paint hallways that color?
Rusty: They say taupe is very soothing.
Bartender: [over the background noise] How's the game going?
Rusty: Longest hour of my life.
Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
Rusty: I'm running away with your wife.
Basher: That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
Reuben: Do you understand any of this?
Livingston: I'll explain later.
Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!Saul
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.Danny
Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.Linus