Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.

Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.

Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.


Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.

I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Turk Malloy

They might as well call it whitejack!


All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.


Where the fuck you been?


Danny: Hi.
Tess: Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road.
Danny: [notices her wedding ring] You said that you sold this.
Tess: I said that.
Danny: Liar.
Tess: Thief.

Terry: Who the hell is this?
Rusty: The man who's robbing you!

Did someone call for a doctor?


Rusty: [to Linus] You look down, they know you're lying. Up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...
Livingston: Rus?
Rusty: Yeah?
Livingston: Come look at this?
Rusty: Sure. [leaves]

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Ocean's Eleven Quotes

Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both.

Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.