Danny Ocean How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean: Good.

Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...

It's almost as if this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!

Topher Grace

Reuben Tishkoff: If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.
Terry Benedict: You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.

Rusty Ryan: Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?
Reuben Tishkoff: Sure, "Look into your heart." [pause] I cry every time.
Danny Ocean: What?
Rusty Ryan: We have no line of sight.

All right, I know I'm just the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, like uh, a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste, and their children Denise and Jessica. My Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen. My neighbor, John, and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead, Big Sam.

Virgil Malloy

Saul Bloom: Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point a gun at her stomach!
Bruce Willis: I'm Bruce Willis.

You'd better call the rice paddy.

Bruce Willis

Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!

Linus Caldwell

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Ocean's Twelve Quotes

Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell: [sarcastically] Ooooooooooh.

[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

Danny Ocean