Popular Ocean's Twelve Quotes
Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell: [sarcastically] Ooooooooooh.
Rusty Ryan: A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Matsui: [to Linus] Would you agree?
Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty Ryan: Yes.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.Danny Ocean
[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?Reuben Tishkoff
Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean: She's seven.
I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been.Linus
[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.Danny Ocean
Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...
Nothing is worth nothing.Terry Benedict
I'd like to say a few words about commitment. About honor. About responsibility. About a very special someone and admitting to her... [hits Virgil] Get up. Pull the chair out. ...admitting her in front of everybody that her wedding... and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center... will have to be postponed.Terry Benedict
There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.Tess Ocean