Popular Ocean's Twelve Quotes
Linus Caldwell: So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!
Basher Tarr: A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah!
Basher Tarr: You've gone right out of your tree, my son.
Basher Tarr: He's mad. It's madness.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.
Linus Caldwell: No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!
Basher Tarr: You might be right. Make the call.
[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?Turk Malloy
Reuben Tishkoff: Frank, come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.
Let me break it down for you like a fraction.Frank Catton
Tess Ocean: This is just wrong.
Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally?
Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess.
Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.
Linus Caldwell: [trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher, Turk, Virgil, Reuben, Livingston, Yen, Frank: [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean: Thanks, Linus.
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.Danny Ocean
Danny Ocean How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean: Good.
And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!Roman Nagel
It's almost as if this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!Topher Grace