Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

Linus Caldwell: [trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher, Turk, Virgil, Reuben, Livingston, Yen, Frank: [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean: Thanks, Linus.

If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

Danny Ocean

[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?

Reuben Tishkoff

Danny Ocean How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean: Good.

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

It's almost as if this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!

Topher Grace

Rusty Ryan: Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?
Reuben Tishkoff: Sure, "Look into your heart." [pause] I cry every time.
Danny Ocean: What?
Rusty Ryan: We have no line of sight.

All right, I know I'm just the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, like uh, a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste, and their children Denise and Jessica. My Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen. My neighbor, John, and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead, Big Sam.

Virgil Malloy

Saul Bloom: Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point a gun at her stomach!
Bruce Willis: I'm Bruce Willis.

Molly Star: I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did - in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks.
Molly Star: We both are.

Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty Ryan: Yes.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.

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Ocean's Twelve Quotes

Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell: [sarcastically] Ooooooooooh.

[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

Danny Ocean