Popular One for the Money Quotes
Damn skippy!Stephanie Plum
Jackie: Lula, a snack?
Lula: You always complainin'. It's hot. I'm hungry.
If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.Lula
Joe Morelli: How does a person eat like you eat and look like you look?
Stephanie Plum: Hey, why are you messing with my Tasty Cakes, huh?!
Stephanie Plum: They blew up our car!
Joe Morelli: Excuse me, who's car?
Stephanie Plum: Your car. You want it back?
We got this good cop bad cop thing going... Except were hookers.Lula
I'm gonna nail Morelli.Stephanie Plum
Stephanie Plum: You guys got anything full-time, part-time?
Connie: How comfortable are you with the lowlifes?
Stephanie Plum: I sold lingerie for three years in Newark.
Connie: You're good to go.
Hookers... they always know somethin'.Stephanie Plum
Mrs. Plum: Stephanie started a new job!
Stephanie Plum: Yeah, I did. I just got a gun.
Mrs. Plum: Whoa! (Grandma Mazur checks out the gun and proceeds to shoot the chicken sitting on the dinner table)
Mrs. Plum: Put the gun away, ma!
Mr. Plum: She belongs in a home.
Grandma Mazur: Shot that sucker in the gumpy...