Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!

Elliot

Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

Boog

[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Elliot

Boog? What's that short for? Booger?

Ian

Elliot: Lesson number 1: The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

Shaw

Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?

Reilly: It's a pet! He'll give us away!
Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie!
[Tears off his sweater]
Mr. Weenie: Take me with you!

Ian: Herd, circle formation!
[the other deer surround Boog]
Ian: That's an oval, idiots! More... circular.

Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.
Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot.

[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

Elliot

Boog: We've been walking around in circles?
Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.

FREE Movie Newsletter

Open Season Quotes

[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Elliot

[Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.

Boog