Boog: We've been walking around in circles?
Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.

Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.
Boog: I'm nobody's pet!
Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.

It walks... like a man!

Shaw

Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee.

Elliot

Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!

Elliot

Boog: Yeah, we'll need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns, too!

Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

Elliot

[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

Elliot

Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

Boog

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[singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Elliot

[Eating animal crackers] The giraffes taste the same as the elephants. That's messed up.

Boog