Orange County Quotes
Look Shaun, I'm sorry you didn't get into Stanford. But if you think that going here is the only way that you can be the person you want to be, well then I just feel sorry for you.Ashley
Shaun: Mom, you know money can't buy happiness...
Cindy: Oh grow up, yes it can!
Shaun: But you and Dad have money and you're both miserable.
Cindy: ...He's miserable?
Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?
A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.Bud Brumder
Ashley: You know how you told me that every night before you go to bed you'd pray that you'd get into Stanford?
Ashley: Well the other night I prayed for something too.
Ashley: I prayed... that you wouldn't get into Stanford.
Shaun: [astonished] Why?
Ashley: Well I didn't really think it was gonna work!
Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?Lance
Shaun: I have to go to college.
Shaun: Because it's what you do after high school.