Popular Parenthood Quotes
Larry Buckman: Is that Grandma?
Frank: Yeah, she's still alive.
Larry Buckman: Jeez Grandma, you got short.
Grandma: I'm shrinking!
Larry Buckman: Bummer!
Tod: Has anyone seen my wife?
Helen: She's still at school. She has cheerleading practice.
Julie: I can't believe I trusted him...
Helen: Well, what did you expect from a kid like that?
Julie: Oh, Mom, back off. The last guy you dated stole our furniture.
They're bad dudes. That's why they call the game "Bad Dudes."Gil
Lou: Hey, Gil, our boys finally gonna win one game?
Gil: Way to be supportive, Lou.
Frank: [watching Larry get thrown from a moving car and rolling up next to his feet] Who was that?
Larry Buckman: [Larry stands up and brushes himself off] Oh, just some friends of mine.
Frank: Friends? Friends slow down. Friends even stop!
l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.Helen
Helen: Do you want me to make you breakfast?
Tod: No thanks, Julie will.
[then adds under her breath]
Helen: I'll get the fire extinguisher.
I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!Julie
We'll throw away the TV. We'll perform Shakespeare in front of him.Gil
Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.Gil