What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?Garry
Keep Patty away from Larry - suck the intelligence right out of her.Gil
[on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.Frank
Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
Karen: Do you really have to go?
Gil: My whole life is "have to."
Karen: He likes to butt things... with his head.
Nathan: How proud you must be.
Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.Gil
We'll throw away the TV. We'll perform Shakespeare in front of him.Gil
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.Tod
I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!Julie
l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.Helen