Favorite Pineapple Express Quotes
I used to use this gun when I was a prostitute.Red
There's a fly in the ointment. Shit's hittin' the fan. The lion will speak!Saul Silver
Today's my cat's birthday.Red
[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster]
Dale Denton: Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on!
Saul: No, no! I think we should stay.
Dale Denton: Why?
Saul: [pause] Cause I'm in the dumpster already.
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.
SaulSilver: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.Saul
I'm chill as a cucumber.Dale Denton
Matheson: You know you gonna die, right?
Matheson: I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you! I hope you enjoy these last seventeen minutes of your life.
Dale Denton: I'm gonna get us out of here!
Saul Silver: No. You're not. But it's okay.
Police Liaison Officer: What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
Dale Denton: Oh, oh, it's a roach. It's a joint. I have anorexia. Honest I thought it was decriminalized.
Police Liaison Officer: Selling drugs to minors has *not* been decriminalized. I'm the police liaison officer with this school and I just saw a bunch of my kids comin' around the corner with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!
I feel like the nerd at the sleep-over that fell asleep at nine.Red