Piranha 3D Quotes
[to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or somethin?Zane Forester
[to Jake] Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!Brett
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]
Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
[to the DJ] Hit it DJ Chocolate Thunder!Wet T-Shirt Host
[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!Derrick Jones
Chew on this motherfuckers!Deputy Fallon
Sam: Something bit me!
Paula: Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff!
Laura Forester: You talk funny.
Derrick Jones: Yea, well you're short!
Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.
[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!Jake Forester
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!Novak
This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!Deputy Fallon