Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

Kit

You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

Vivian

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

Vivian: You're late.
Edward Lewis: You're stunning.
Vivian: You're forgiven.

Vivian: People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
Vivian: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."

Vivian

Edward Lewis: 6 nights at $300 is $1800
Vivian: You want days too.
Edward Lewis: $2000.
Vivian: $3000.
Edward Lewis: Done.

Vivian: Don't you just love Prince?
Edward Lewis: More than life itself.

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Edward Lewis: I think we both know she's not my niece.
Barney: Of course.
Edward Lewis: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

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Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

Edward Lewis

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.