Edward Lewis: I think we both know she's not my niece.
Barney: Of course.
Edward Lewis: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Vivian: Take care of you.

I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Vivian

You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Edward Lewis

In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

Vivian

Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Vivian: So, what's your name?
Edward Lewis: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cinda-fuckin-rella!

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Pretty Woman Quotes

Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

Edward Lewis

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.