Mom, dad, it's me, Thomas. Um, where do I start? This is supposed to be a small get-together. I wanted to be cool for one night. You know, I wanted girls to notice me. Then things got a little out of control.

Thomas

The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat (expletive).

Costa

Wear something tight.

Costa

It's on till the break of dawn!

Costa

Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!

Costa

Party Goer: There's a midget trapped in the oven!
Thomas: What are they saying?
Kirby: I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.

Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

Costa

Costa: We'll have a whole day to fix this place up like new.
Thomas: What about this? (points to the camera) What if my parents see it?
Costa: Nobody's going to see this but us, I promise.
Jimmy Kimmel (on his show): So you know, this high school party in Pasadena -- have you seen the footage?

I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.

Thomas

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