Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

Costa

Wear something tight.

Costa

It's on till the break of dawn!

Costa

Party Goer: There's a midget trapped in the oven!
Thomas: What are they saying?
Kirby: I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.

The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat (expletive).

Costa

Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!

Costa

Mom, dad, it's me, Thomas. Um, where do I start? This is supposed to be a small get-together. I wanted to be cool for one night. You know, I wanted girls to notice me. Then things got a little out of control.

Thomas

Costa: We'll have a whole day to fix this place up like new.
Thomas: What about this? (points to the camera) What if my parents see it?
Costa: Nobody's going to see this but us, I promise.
Jimmy Kimmel (on his show): So you know, this high school party in Pasadena -- have you seen the footage?

I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.

Thomas

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It's on till the break of dawn!

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Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!

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