Popular Raising Arizona Quotes
Ed McDonnough: [sobbing, taking H.I.'s mug shot again] Turn to the right.
H.I.: What's the matter, Ed?
Ed McDonnough: My "fy-ance" left me.
H.I.: [narrating] She said her fiancÃ© had run off with a student cosmetologist, who knew how to ply her feminine wiles.
H.I.: [out loud] That sumbitch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! ... I'll be waitin'.
Ed McDonnough: This ain't family life!
H.I.: Well... it sure ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.Leonard Smalls
Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.H.I.