Reality Bites Quotes
Evian is naive spelled backward.Vickie
Lelaina: I just don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch or something.
Troy Dyer: Well, 'cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS. Things don't turn out like that.
I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.Vickie
Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious?
Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew.
Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.
I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.Lelaina Pierce
He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.Troy Dyer
This girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.Troy Dyer
Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?Troy Dyer
Troy Dyer: And I know that scare the living shit outta you 'cause you know I'm the only real thing you got.
Lelaina: Yeah well that ain't real much.
Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!Vickie
Lelaina Pierce: I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives.
Troy Dyer: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved?
Troy Dyer: The only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.
Lelaina: Yeah, well, I'm not sure who that is anymore.