Popular Reality Bites Quotes
Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
Vickie
He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.
Lelaina
Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.
Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.
Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
Troy Dyer: The only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.
Lelaina: Yeah, well, I'm not sure who that is anymore.
Lelaina Pierce: I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives.
Troy Dyer: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved?
Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!
Vickie
Troy Dyer: And I know that scare the living shit outta you 'cause you know I'm the only real thing you got.
Lelaina: Yeah well that ain't real much.
Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
Troy Dyer
This girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Troy Dyer
He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.
Troy Dyer
I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.
Lelaina Pierce
