Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious?
Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew.
Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

Vickie

Lelaina: I just don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch or something.
Troy Dyer: Well, 'cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS. Things don't turn out like that.

Evian is naive spelled backward.

Vickie

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He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

Lelaina

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie