Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.
Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.

He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

Lelaina

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie

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Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie

He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

Lelaina