Favorite Reno 911!: Miami Quotes
Legalize itDeputy Clementine Johnson
Your watch is stuck in my pubes.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Can't you just give me a pitty fuck?Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[repeated line] What the fuck, man?Lieutenant Jim Dangle
I'm pooping!Deputy Trudy Wiegel
You guys here for the suck-fest?Motel Owner
Deputy Clementine Johnson: You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Uh oh, yeast infection time!