Popular Reno 911!: Miami Quotes
Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us...
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest, were here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention, a suckfest convention.
Deputy Travis Junior: I just had the weirdest dream
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
[hits a porto-potty]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: [looking back] Noone was in it.
Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.Deputy Travis Junior
Your watch is stuck in my pubes.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?Drug Lord's First Hostage
Can't you just give me a pitty fuck?Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[repeated line] What the fuck, man?Lieutenant Jim Dangle
I'm pooping!Deputy Trudy Wiegel
You guys here for the suck-fest?Motel Owner
This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Why was your hand on my dick?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500!