Popular Reno 911!: Miami Quotes
There's no "immunity" to bullets!Jeff Spoder
Legalize itDeputy Clementine Johnson
Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.Deputy Travis Junior
Deputy Travis Junior: I just had the weirdest dream
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
[hits a porto-potty]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: [looking back] Noone was in it.
Your watch is stuck in my pubes.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?Drug Lord's First Hostage
Can't you just give me a pitty fuck?Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[repeated line] What the fuck, man?Lieutenant Jim Dangle
I'm pooping!Deputy Trudy Wiegel
You guys here for the suck-fest?Motel Owner
This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.Lieutenant Jim Dangle