Who's the U-Boat Commander?

Service Manager

[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!

[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.

Jackie

Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute.
Miles: Fuck you.

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

Miles

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Joel Goodson

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

Miles

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

Well, Joel, you've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?

Rutherford

Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Miles

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles

Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?

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Risky Business Quotes

Joel Goodson: You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck. Make your move."
Rutherford: I beg your pardon?

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

Miles