Favorite Risky Business Quotes
Who's the U-Boat Commander?Service Manager
[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!
[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.Jackie
I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.Miles
My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?Joel Goodson
Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute.
Miles: Fuck you.
[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"Miles
Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.
Miles: So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.
Joel Goodson: Yeah.
Miles: What the fuck.
Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.Miles
Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.Miles
Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?