College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.

Joel Goodson

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles

Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Miles

[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?

Lana

[in his dream] Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.

Joel's Mother

Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?

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My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Joel Goodson