Well, Joel, you've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?

Rutherford

Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.

[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?

Lana

College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.

Joel Goodson

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles

Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Miles

[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.

Jackie

[in his dream] Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.

Joel's Mother

Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?

[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

Miles

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Risky Business Quotes

Joel Goodson: You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck. Make your move."
Rutherford: I beg your pardon?

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

Miles