Popular Risky Business Quotes
Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.
Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.
[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.Jackie
College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.Joel Goodson
Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.Miles
Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.Miles
[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?Lana
[in his dream] Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.Joel's Mother
Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?
[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!
I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.Miles
[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"Miles