Well, Joel, you've done a lot of solid work here, but it's just not Ivy League, now is it?


It was great the way her mind worked. No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialities. Just the shameless pursuit of immediate gratification. What a capitalist.

Joel Goodson

Joel Goodson: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.
Lana: What's wrong with that?
Joel Goodson: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"


Jackie: Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
Joel Goodson: Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him.

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

FREE Movie Newsletter

Risky Business Quotes

Who's the U-Boat Commander?

Service Manager

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Joel Goodson