I don't think I am going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.

Joel Goodson

It was great the way her mind worked. No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialities. Just the shameless pursuit of immediate gratification. What a capitalist.

Joel Goodson

Joel Goodson: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.
Lana: What's wrong with that?
Joel Goodson: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

Miles

Jackie: Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.
Joel Goodson: Hello, Jackie. I'm not Joel. Joel stepped out for a moment. Hold on... I'll go call him.

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

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Risky Business Quotes

Joel Goodson: You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck. Make your move."
Rutherford: I beg your pardon?

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

Miles