Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles

College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.

Joel Goodson

[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.

Jackie

Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.

[reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"

Miles

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My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

Joel Goodson