Don't got the stones? You ignorant punk. I play for money. I owe rent. Child support. I play for money, not the fuckin' world series on ESPN.

Joey Knish

Let's start the hurley.

Mike McDermott

Aces full, Mike.

Teddy KGB

Mike McDermott: That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.
Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!

Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

Teddy KGB

Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.

Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?

Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

Worm

I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.

Worm

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking about the way I lost it.

Mike McDermott

Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.

Mike McDermott

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We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.

Professor Petrovsky

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB