Favorite Rounders Quotes
We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.Professor Petrovsky
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.Mike McDermott
He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.Teddy KGB
Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?
Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.Worm
Aces full, Mike.Teddy KGB
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.Mike McDermott
Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?Teddy KGB
Don't got the stones? You ignorant punk. I play for money. I owe rent. Child support. I play for money, not the fuckin' world series on ESPN.Joey Knish
It hurts, doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.Teddy KGB
I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.Mike McDermott
You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.Mike McDermott