Favorite Rounders Quotes
We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.Professor Petrovsky
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.Mike McDermott
He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.Teddy KGB
Aces full, Mike.Teddy KGB
Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.Worm
Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.Mike McDermott
Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?Teddy KGB
Don't got the stones? You ignorant punk. I play for money. I owe rent. Child support. I play for money, not the fuckin' world series on ESPN.Joey Knish
It hurts, doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.Teddy KGB
Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I... I don't know. There ought to be one though.
In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.Teddy KGB