Favorite Rounders Quotes
Teddy KGB: I bet it all.
Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help. I flopped a nut straight.
Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.Worm
Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I... I don't know. There ought to be one though.
Mike McDermott: Uh, you know what? I got my five grand here. That's just fine by me. I'm going home.
Teddy KGB: Fine. It's a fucking joke anyway. After all, I am paying you with your money.
Mike McDermott: What did you say?
Teddy KGB: Your money... I am still up grand... from this last time I stick it in you.
Mike McDermott: [Narrating] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money. I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB... and halfway to paying Petrovsky back. That's the safe play. I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.
Mike McDermott: Deal.
I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin' about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage.Mike McDermott
Taki: What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?
Zizzo: Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you've played.
Taki: Fuuc you... fuck you...
Zizzo: Fuck Me? Fuck You!
That's a position raise, I call.Teddy KGB
Want a cookie?Teddy KGB
It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.Mike McDermott
It's like the nature channel... you don't see Piranhas eating themselves, do you?Mike McDermott
Why do you think your moves are so grand and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit!Worm
The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.Mike McDermott