Favorite Rounders Quotes
Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.Mike McDermott
In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking about the way I lost it.Mike McDermott
In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.Teddy KGB
I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.Worm
I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.Mike McDermott
Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!Teddy KGB
Mike McDermott: That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.
Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!
Let's start the hurley.Mike McDermott
Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.
If you don't have my money, then you are mine.Teddy KGB
Mike McDermott: Would you stop fucking around, for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life?
Worm: Whoa, Jesus, what happened? My old man just walked in.
You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.Mike McDermott