Popular Rounders Quotes
Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.Mike McDermott
Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?Teddy KGB
We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.Professor Petrovsky
It hurts, doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.Teddy KGB
I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.Mike McDermott
I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.Mike McDermott
Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
Worm: It depends on the grip!
You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.Mike McDermott
Where did you come up with the scratch for that? You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you?Lester 'Worm' Murphy
Mike McDermott: If you had it to do all over again, knowing what would happen, would you make the same choice?
Professor Petrovsky: What choice?
First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out.Mike McDermott