Popular Rounders Quotes
It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.Mike McDermott
It's like the nature channel... you don't see Piranhas eating themselves, do you?Mike McDermott
Why do you think your moves are so grand and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit!Worm
The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.Mike McDermott
Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.Mike McDermott
In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking about the way I lost it.Mike McDermott
In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.Teddy KGB
I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.Worm
Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.Worm
Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?
Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.
Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!Teddy KGB