Mike McDermott: That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.
Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!

Aces full, Mike.

Teddy KGB

Let's start the hurley.

Mike McDermott

I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

Mike McDermott

Don't got the stones? You ignorant punk. I play for money. I owe rent. Child support. I play for money, not the fuckin' world series on ESPN.

Joey Knish

If you don't have my money, then you are mine.

Teddy KGB

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Rounders Quotes

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

Mike McDermott

Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.