Favorite Roxanne Quotes
Well, if I do change my mind, you'll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.Roxanne Kowalski
[C.D. is helping Chris with his first letter to Roxanne]
C.D. Bales: Let's take a look at that letter...
Chris McConnell: I think it's really good!
C.D. Bales: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."
Jim: Heard you're tough.
C.D. Bales: I am. But if you used a little tenderizer, I might cook up pretty good.
I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world.Mayor Deebs