I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.

Sarah

Katharine: [in the bathroom, after the door hits him Jeff in the face] Jeff...
Jeff: Yeah?
Katharine: Go play with your dick.

Jeff: [to Sarah in the elevator, after she has apologized] If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousend miles of her.
Sarah: It stops with me!

Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.

Beau Burroughs

Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.

Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.

Katherine

[after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.

Katherine

Katherine: [meeting Jeff] You don't look like a lawyer...
Jeff: You don't look like a Grandma.
Katherine: You ARE a lawyer! Full of shit.

Life is short, but marriage is long... so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.

Katharine

This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!

Sarah

If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.

Sarah

You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.

Jeff

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