Favorite Rushmore Quotes
It's Snowman! Take him!
Dirk Calloway
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days.
Herman Blume
Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.
Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
Max Fischer: How the hell did you get so rich? You're a quitter, man!
Herman Blume: I spent eight million dollars on this.
Max Fischer: And is that all you're willing to spend?
Max Fischer: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus Buchan: A fucking lie.
Max Fischer: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Max Fischer
Max Fischer: How much are you worth, by the way?
Herman Blume: I don't know.
Max Fischer: Over ten million?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I guess so.
Max Fischer: Good, good.
Herman Blume: Why?
Max Fischer: Cause we're gonna need all of it.
Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
Max Fischer
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
Magnus Buchan
I know about you and the teacher.
Dirk Calloway
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
Max Fischer
