Favorite Rushmore Quotes
Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
Herman Blume
Herman Blume: Indefinitely. I'm being sued for divorce.
Concierge: Very good sir.
[to Dr. Peter] I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
Max Fischer
[to Rosemary] We both have dead people in our families.
Max Fischer
[to Max] I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.
Dirk Calloway
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
Herman Blume
[to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
Herman Blume
Rosemary Cross: That's none of your business.
Max Fischer: I know it's not, but I just got hit my a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
Rosemary Cross: I'll show you the door.
Max Fischer: I'll just go back out the window.
Dr. Peter Flynn: I didn't know we were going to dinner.
Max Fischer: Well, that's because you weren't invited.
[to Rosemary] I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
Max Fischer
112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.
Herman Blume
