Popular Rushmore Quotes
It's Snowman! Take him!Dirk Calloway
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days.Herman Blume
Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
I know about you and the teacher.Dirk Calloway
Max Fischer: How the hell did you get so rich? You're a quitter, man!
Herman Blume: I spent eight million dollars on this.
Max Fischer: And is that all you're willing to spend?
Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
Ernie: What kind of fish?
Max Fischer: Barracuda, stingrays, electric eels, trout, hammerheads, piranha, giant squid, octopi...
Herman Blume: Piranhas? Really?
Max Fischer: Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.
Max Fischer: How much are you worth, by the way?
Herman Blume: I don't know.
Max Fischer: Over ten million?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I guess so.
Max Fischer: Good, good.
Herman Blume: Why?
Max Fischer: Cause we're gonna need all of it.
Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.Max Fischer
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.Magnus Buchan
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.Max Fischer
Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?