Popular Rushmore Quotes
Rosemary Cross: How did I hurt your feelings?
Max Fischer: Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!
Best play ever, man.Mr. Littlejeans
Rosemary Cross: Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer: Yes, it is.
Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.Dirk Calloway
I don't give a shit about the barracudas, fuck it! I'm building it anyway.Max Fischer
[during his play "Heaven and Hell"] Maybe We'll meet again someday... [holds up a peace sign] When the fighting stops.Max Fischer
Max Fischer: Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I'm Max Fischer.
Rosemary Cross: Hi.
Max Fischer: Hi.
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.Max Fischer