[from the trailer] There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number one

Randy

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Drink with your brains, that's our motto.

Cici

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Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!

Maureen Evans

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Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?

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I cannot believe it. They get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow Nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!

Randy

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Hallie: I like the little furry things.
Mickey: Ewoks, they blow.

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Sydney: Yea? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis.
Mickey: What's that?
Sydney: I fucking killed him!

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I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac; see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!

Joel

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Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.

Gale

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I don't know about homicide, but you've definetely got me for raising my voice in a public library.

Cotton

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Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Gale

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