What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Billy

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That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

Billy

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If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?

Randy

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Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.

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Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.

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Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Gale

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Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

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If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Gale

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Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Tatum

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Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?

Reporter

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Stuart: As if.
Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?

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Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk Teen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down!

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