
Favorite Scream Quotes
That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
Billy
What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Billy
Sidney Prescott: Oh, my God. Randy I thought you were dead.
Randy: I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
Gale
Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Gale
Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
Tatum
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?
Randy
Stuart: As if.
Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?
Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?
Reporter