Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.
What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.Billy
Stuart: As if.
Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?Randy
If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?Gale
Billy and his penis don't deserve you.Tatum
Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?Reporter
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!Gale
Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk Teen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down!
Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.