Favorite Semi-Pro Quotes
Damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!Jackie Moon
If you see an opposum, kill it. Itâ€™s not a pet.Jackie Moon
Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat.Jackie Moon
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
It's like the Titanic but with bears!Jackie Moon
Suck my cock! I'll kill your family!Jackie Moon
It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.Jackie Moon
Who the fuck is Bambi?Clarence 'Coffee' Black
Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.
Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?
Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
ELE! Everybody love everybody!Jackie Moon
Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette?
Lou Redwood: No. I like to smoke when I drink.