Favorite Semi-Pro Quotes
If you see an opposum, kill it. Itâ€™s not a pet.Jackie Moon
Damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!Jackie Moon
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.Jackie Moon
Suck my cock! I'll kill your family!Jackie Moon
It's like the Titanic but with bears!Jackie Moon
Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat.Jackie Moon
Who the fuck is Bambi?Clarence 'Coffee' Black
Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?
Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
ELE! Everybody love everybody!Jackie Moon
Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette?
Lou Redwood: No. I like to smoke when I drink.
No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!Jackie Moon