Favorite Semi-Pro Quotes
Dick Pepperfield: How did you learn to play basketball?
Jackie Moon: I saw it on TV a couple times, I thought I could do that.
I , Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.Jackie Moon
I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.Jackie Moon
I've never been traded for a washing machine before. Until now.Ed Monix
Dick Pepperfield: I am here with owner/player/coach, Jackie Moon, and two of the Flint Tropics Ball girls. Hello ladies.
Jackie Moon: You are a little tongue tied now aren't ya Dick?
Dick Pepperfield: *Laughing* No no no, no no no. Mrs. Pepperfield is watching this, she watches all the broadcasts, and I just want you to know that I have no interest in these ladies what-so-ever. I think they are appalling.
Cover your sodas! Dewey loves sugar!Jackie Moon
Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.