Popular Semi-Pro Quotes
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
Who the fuck is Bambi?
Clarence 'Coffee' Black
I , Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.
Jackie Moon
Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat.
Jackie Moon
I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.
Jackie Moon
I've never been traded for a washing machine before. Until now.
Ed Monix
Dick Pepperfield: I am here with owner/player/coach, Jackie Moon, and two of the Flint Tropics Ball girls. Hello ladies.
Jackie Moon: You are a little tongue tied now aren't ya Dick?
Dick Pepperfield: *Laughing* No no no, no no no. Mrs. Pepperfield is watching this, she watches all the broadcasts, and I just want you to know that I have no interest in these ladies what-so-ever. I think they are appalling.
It's like the Titanic but with bears!
Jackie Moon
Cover your sodas! Dewey loves sugar!
Jackie Moon
It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.
Jackie Moon
If you see an opposum, kill it. It’s not a pet.
Jackie Moon
Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.
